![]() Happy birthday! You're not old you're just retro-cool.Īnother year, another reason to pretend you're surprised by your age. Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but a big one in your case! You've reached the age where your train of thought sometimes leaves the station without you. You're only $49.95, plus tax!Īnother year older, but not necessarily wiser. The tragedy of getting old: So many candles. What goes up but never comes down? Your age. If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius! Short enough to fit in a text message and funny enough to leave the birthday star doubled over with laughter! These short funny birthday wishes prove that sometimes, less is more.ĭon't let aging get you down. You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!Īge is like underwear it creeps up on you when you least expect it. They say you lose your mind as you grow older. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But don't overdo it, too many can be fatal.) you're 18 with years' experience.ĭeepest sympathies on your birthday.īirthdays are good for you. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your th birthday. if you could remember any of it.ĭon't think of it as turning. You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. You're how old?! You better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.ĭon't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. Happy birthday, you old fossil! You've officially reached an age where your back goes out more than you do!Ī wise man once said, "Forget about your past - you cannot change it." I'd like to add: "Forget about your present - I didn't get you one." I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. These humorous birthday messages are sure to tickle their funny bone on their birthday! If you believe that the best way to celebrate another year of existence is with a hearty laugh, you've come to the right place. Use these links to jump to a particular section, or scroll down the page to see the entire collection of funny birthday wishes and quotes.
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